Wadding
A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wadding

kii said:

Wadding
A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wadding

The lengths the human brain can take us, has always boggled my tiny.

kii said:

Wadding
A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wadding

goodo. :)

Wadding is also a piece of cloth stuffed down a muzzle-loading canon between the charge of gunpowder and the canon ball – to give a tight seal.

party_pants said:

Wadding is also a piece of cloth stuffed down a muzzle-loading canon between the charge of gunpowder and the canon ball – to give a tight seal.

You’re speaking about Pachelbel’s canon, are you not?

Hearing that multiple times is enough to drive one to some sort of violence.
Or other instruments, such as cellos, or bagpipes, etc.

(Thinks: I wonder if you could play Pachelbel’s canon on bagpipes? Surely, that would come close to mental cruelty.)

Try cannon, p_p.

party_pants said:

Wadding is also a piece of cloth stuffed down a muzzle-loading canon between the charge of gunpowder and the canon ball – to give a tight seal.

I did wonder why stumpy didn’t talk about wadding to do with what these days is called seals.

AussieDJ said:

party_pants said:

Wadding is also a piece of cloth stuffed down a muzzle-loading canon between the charge of gunpowder and the canon ball – to give a tight seal.

You’re speaking about Pachelbel’s canon, are you not?

Hearing that multiple times is enough to drive one to some sort of violence.
Or other instruments, such as cellos, or bagpipes, etc.

(Thinks: I wonder if you could play Pachelbel’s canon on bagpipes? Surely, that would come close to mental cruelty.)

Try cannon, p_p.

PMSL ROFL.

I haven’t heard it enough times for that. Pachelbel’s canon on bagpipes.

mollwollfumble said:

AussieDJ said:

party_pants said:

Wadding is also a piece of cloth stuffed down a muzzle-loading canon between the charge of gunpowder and the canon ball – to give a tight seal.

You’re speaking about Pachelbel’s canon, are you not?

Hearing that multiple times is enough to drive one to some sort of violence.
Or other instruments, such as cellos, or bagpipes, etc.

(Thinks: I wonder if you could play Pachelbel’s canon on bagpipes? Surely, that would come close to mental cruelty.)

Try cannon, p_p.

PMSL ROFL.

I haven’t heard it enough times for that. Pachelbel’s canon on bagpipes.

As much as I love bagpipes I also love Pachebel’s Canon.

The first version I clicked on was far too fast. The second had no harmony. The third too much drone.