The Rev Dodgson said:

dv said:

Kingy said:

I got 7 in 1977 for the kid next to me throwing a rock at a magpie.

But he was the prefect and I was the ratbag so of course it had to be me.

When we ended up at the principals office he cried and claimed that it wasn’t him.

I was dragged in and questioned. When I told the truth of what had happened, I got the cane 6 times for throwing the rock, and 1 for lying about it.

Ask me why I had problems with authority figures. Any guesses?

lead

7?

That’s nothing.

“When first I deserted, I thought myself free
Until my cruel comrade informed against me.
I was quickly followed after and brought back with speed,
I was handcuffed and guarded, heavy irons put on me.

Court martial, court martial, they held upon me
And the sentence passed upon me,
Three hundred and three.
May the Lord have mercy on them for their sad cruelty,
For now the Queen’s duty lies heavy on me.”

alleged prefect but cries when charged with violent assault, instead of owning it as a perp’ or disowning it as an innocent bystander whichever is true, fk these systems choose their prefects well