AussieDJ said:

Kingy said:

I’ve been on a diet for several months, and have lost 9kg.

Tonight, Ms Kingy has slow cooked a chicken curry.

Well, damn, my emotional support animal is curried chicken, and I appear to have needed a second appointment.

I’m not going to look at my bathroom scales for a week.

It’s not the looking that’s the problem. It’s when you stand on them that …

I once tried one of those “Speak your weight” scales.

I stood on it, and it said “One at a time please”.