captain_spalding said:

ChrispenEvan said:

How do you get the wart that represents the nose to grow just where you need it?

When I was in primary school I had a wart in that exact spot. It helped me remember which was my right hand. Dad read something about soaking your warty body part in hot water every night and taking extra vitamin C. One night the wart popped off my hand and floated away like a weird jellyfish 🪼. I still touch that spot with my thumb when I’m trying to remember which is my right hand.
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