Date: 2/01/2026 15:54:30
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2346287
Subject: Pandemics 2026

Nice.

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Date: 2/01/2026 22:10:24
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2346389
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

pretty entertaining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/candida-auris-drug-resistant-infectious-spread-b2891915.html

Killer fungus becoming more infectious and spreading worldwide

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Date: 2/01/2026 22:22:02
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2346390
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

pretty entertaining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/candida-auris-drug-resistant-infectious-spread-b2891915.html

Killer fungus becoming more infectious and spreading worldwide

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Date: 2/01/2026 22:23:38
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2346391
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

beautiful

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Date: 2/01/2026 22:47:02
From: furious
ID: 2346397
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

pretty entertaining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/candida-auris-drug-resistant-infectious-spread-b2891915.html

Killer fungus becoming more infectious and spreading worldwide

That’ll be the last of us…

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Date: 5/01/2026 13:48:27
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2347043
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

LOL

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-05/measles-case-travelled-from-adelaide-to-sydney-on-qantas-flight/106198812

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Date: 5/01/2026 17:41:15
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2347112
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

LOL

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Date: 5/01/2026 17:51:22
From: Cymek
ID: 2347114
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

I wonder if humanity could create a pandemic to wipe most of us out.
Something engineered, fiction would have us believe its not too hard if you have the resources.

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Date: 5/01/2026 18:09:30
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2347116
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Cymek said:


I wonder if humanity could create a pandemic to wipe most of us out.
Something engineered, fiction would have us believe its not too hard if you have the resources.

Such things exist. Some have existed for a long time, without human intervention.

Consider anthrax, consider plague (which is still around), consider ebola.

It’s not the existence of such biologicals that’s the problem, it’s only a question of effectively distributing them so as to outpace and overwhelm efforts to combat them.

Do that, and alles ist kaputt.

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Date: 5/01/2026 18:10:36
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2347117
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

we mean, humans create humans

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Date: 5/01/2026 23:15:10
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2347256
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Wait you mean living breathing juvenile humans have intrinsic value as much as other humans and they aren’t just test candidates and future labour¿

nah it’ll never catch on

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Date: 5/01/2026 23:24:18
From: Michael V
ID: 2347257
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

Wait you mean living breathing juvenile humans have intrinsic value as much as other humans and they aren’t just test candidates and future labour¿

nah it’ll never catch on

Yeah. Dr Webb is just hanging his shingles out. Ignore him.

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Date: 6/01/2026 00:56:51
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2347262
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

don’t say we never convey yous the good news

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cevz13xkxpro

big if true

Huntington’s disease successfully treated for first time

An emotional research team became tearful as they described how data shows the disease was slowed by 75% in patients. It means the decline you would normally expect in one year would take four years after treatment, giving patients decades of “good quality life”, Prof Sarah Tabrizi told BBC News. The new treatment is a type of gene therapy given during 12 to 18 hours of delicate brain surgery.

Results from the trial – which involved 29 patients – have been released in a statement by the company uniQure, but have not yet been published in full for review by other specialists. The data showed that three years after surgery there was an average 75% slowing of the disease based on a measure which combines cognition, motor function and the ability to manage in daily life. The data also shows the treatment is saving brain cells. Levels of neurofilaments in spinal fluid – a clear sign of brain cells dying – should have increased by a third if the disease continued to progress, but was actually lower than at the start of the trial. “This is the result we’ve been waiting for,” said Prof Ed Wild, consultant neurologist at the National Hospital for Neurology and Neurosurgery at UCLH. “There was every chance that we would never see a result like this, so to be living in a world where we know this is not only possible, but the actual magnitude of the effect is breathtaking, it’s very difficult to fully encapsulate the emotion.”

yes those hexagons are representing viral capsids

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Date: 6/01/2026 11:50:42
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2347323
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

pretty entertaining

yeah yous Homo sapiens are fucked

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/utero-covid-exposure-linked-brain-changes-developmental-delays-anxiety-and-depression

In utero SARS-CoV-2 exposure was tied to significantly larger cortical gray matter and left hippocampal volumes and significantly smaller subcortical gray matter and white matter volumes. In unadjusted analyses at 2 years, 14% of toddlers in the prepandemic group were at high risk for developmental delays on the BSID-III, in contrast to 51.6% in the COVID-19 group.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0889159125004805

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Date: 6/01/2026 11:53:00
From: Michael V
ID: 2347327
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

pretty entertaining

yeah yous Homo sapiens are fucked

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/utero-covid-exposure-linked-brain-changes-developmental-delays-anxiety-and-depression

In utero SARS-CoV-2 exposure was tied to significantly larger cortical gray matter and left hippocampal volumes and significantly smaller subcortical gray matter and white matter volumes. In unadjusted analyses at 2 years, 14% of toddlers in the prepandemic group were at high risk for developmental delays on the BSID-III, in contrast to 51.6% in the COVID-19 group.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0889159125004805

Cheeses!

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Date: 6/01/2026 11:54:02
From: Cymek
ID: 2347329
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

pretty entertaining

yeah yous Homo sapiens are fucked

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/utero-covid-exposure-linked-brain-changes-developmental-delays-anxiety-and-depression

In utero SARS-CoV-2 exposure was tied to significantly larger cortical gray matter and left hippocampal volumes and significantly smaller subcortical gray matter and white matter volumes. In unadjusted analyses at 2 years, 14% of toddlers in the prepandemic group were at high risk for developmental delays on the BSID-III, in contrast to 51.6% in the COVID-19 group.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0889159125004805

Disease evolution is interesting.
For all our technology it seems we barely keep even.
Even if vaccines did cause autism its a small price for humans not dying in the millions for preventable illness

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Date: 6/01/2026 11:57:34
From: Cymek
ID: 2347333
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Michael V said:


SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

pretty entertaining

yeah yous Homo sapiens are fucked

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/utero-covid-exposure-linked-brain-changes-developmental-delays-anxiety-and-depression

In utero SARS-CoV-2 exposure was tied to significantly larger cortical gray matter and left hippocampal volumes and significantly smaller subcortical gray matter and white matter volumes. In unadjusted analyses at 2 years, 14% of toddlers in the prepandemic group were at high risk for developmental delays on the BSID-III, in contrast to 51.6% in the COVID-19 group.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0889159125004805

Cheeses!

Yeah
Imagine a disease that does dumb us down.
They had this in the Planet of the Apes remakes

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Date: 6/01/2026 17:30:22
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2347459
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Cymek said:

Michael V said:

SCIENCE said:

yeah yous Homo sapiens are fucked

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/utero-covid-exposure-linked-brain-changes-developmental-delays-anxiety-and-depression

In utero SARS-CoV-2 exposure was tied to significantly larger cortical gray matter and left hippocampal volumes and significantly smaller subcortical gray matter and white matter volumes. In unadjusted analyses at 2 years, 14% of toddlers in the prepandemic group were at high risk for developmental delays on the BSID-III, in contrast to 51.6% in the COVID-19 group.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0889159125004805

Cheeses!

Yeah
Imagine a disease that does dumb us down.
They had this in the Planet of the Apes remakes

and the DPRNA currently

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-06/us-changes-vaccine-advice-for-children/106202478

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Date: 7/01/2026 11:28:25
From: roughbarked
ID: 2347657
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

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Date: 7/01/2026 13:21:06
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2347688
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

roughbarked said:


so selling vaccines for public health bad

selling patented technology to vaccine makers for profit good

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Date: 8/01/2026 15:09:20
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2348095
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

woohoo

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jan/08/flu-super-k-australia-highly-infectious-strain

hey guess what is 99% effective in keeping children from contracting respiratory illness by airborne route, even before they need a 1/3 to 3/4 effectiveness in keeping people out of hospital

In children it was found to be 72.8% effective in keeping them out of hospital once contracting Super-K, and for 18 to 64-year-olds 66.3% effective. Like most other viruses, however, the over-65 group took a sudden dive – 31.7% effective. The data showed the current influenza vaccination was still the best form of protection available against Super-K, Barr said.

yeehaw

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Date: 9/01/2026 16:14:07
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2348454
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

woohoo

yeehaw

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Date: 12/01/2026 17:14:07
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2349419
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-12/complementary-remedy-armaforce-causes-anaphylaxis-for-woman/106221004

“But ultimately, if we had proven effective medications for common viral infections, then we would be recommending them.

hey genius guess what

what we actually do have is proven effective measures for common viral infections, and we recommend using them for prevention

they’re called P2 masks, and faucets

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Date: 13/01/2026 01:24:01
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2349524
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Finally¡ Proof That SARACAIDS-CoV Is Harmless After All¡

the daily mail says it might actually have caused all this harm

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Date: 13/01/2026 08:39:37
From: transition
ID: 2349541
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

Finally¡ Proof That SARACAIDS-CoV Is Harmless After All¡

the daily mail says it might actually have caused all this harm

I have a theory i’m working on that a disproportionate number of readers of certain news sources have a metacognitive deficit, and that reading those sources can even cause functional brain damage that way

fortunately you’re reading from a highly reputable news source so are likely completely safe

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Date: 13/01/2026 08:47:35
From: roughbarked
ID: 2349545
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

transition said:


SCIENCE said:

Finally¡ Proof That SARACAIDS-CoV Is Harmless After All¡

the daily mail says it might actually have caused all this harm

I have a theory i’m working on that a disproportionate number of readers of certain news sources have a metacognitive deficit, and that reading those sources can even cause functional brain damage that way

fortunately you’re reading from a highly reputable news source so are likely completely safe

TIC.

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Date: 16/01/2026 08:22:41
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2350641
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

oooh this sounds like fun

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Date: 16/01/2026 09:14:13
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2350653
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

so uh

“full” means something other than “full” then

https://news.griffith.edu.au/2025/12/16/covid-19-leaves-a-lasting-mark-on-the-human-brain/

right

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Date: 20/01/2026 01:52:56
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2351843
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/jan/18/the-sudden-rise-of-scabies

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Date: 20/01/2026 04:21:48
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2351849
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

LOL

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360924859/gastroenteritis-outbreak-hits-dozens-staff-wellington-hospitals-ed

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Date: 20/01/2026 17:04:27
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2351992
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

pretty entertaining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/candida-auris-drug-resistant-infectious-spread-b2891915.html

Killer fungus becoming more infectious and spreading worldwide


ahahahahahaha


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-20/calvary-mater-hospital-maggot-infestation/106247526

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Date: 20/01/2026 17:10:37
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2351997
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

pretty entertaining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/candida-auris-drug-resistant-infectious-spread-b2891915.html

Killer fungus becoming more infectious and spreading worldwide


ahahahahahaha


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-20/calvary-mater-hospital-maggot-infestation/106247526

We’ll all be rooned.

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Date: 20/01/2026 22:35:11
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2352100
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Bury Them Ledes ¡

Amazon has confirmed that it has had an outbreak of a ‘Victorian disease’ at one of its warehouses. The online retail behemoth said there were several cases of the condition, and said that a ‘screening programme’ was in progress, and was being done with ‘an abundance of caution’. They added that while this was going on, the site would continue to operate as normal, and they were following guidance from the UK’s National Health Service (NHS) and UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA). It has been confirmed that 10 people working at a warehouse in Coventry in the Midlands, where some 3,000 people are employed, had tested positive for the disease back in September. Following the outbreak, Amazon was faced with calls to send all staff at the affected warehouse home with full sick leave.

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Date: 23/01/2026 00:27:14
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2352761
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

LOL

¡leT iT riP

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Date: 24/01/2026 04:56:15
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2353014
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

https://consequence.net/2026/01/phil-collins-health-update-2026/

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Date: 24/01/2026 14:22:34
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2353115
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

there you go see lockdowns cause depression and anxiety

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Date: 25/01/2026 13:19:31
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2353432
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Hey hey yous know what prevents viral transmission but also saves your arse from smoke inhalation¿

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-25/melbourne-blanketed-in-smoke-as-bushfires-burn-in-otways/106266832

sorry we mean yousr nose and mouth, yeah that’s right P2 light and portable respirator items

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Date: 27/01/2026 16:22:04
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2354335
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

LOL

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Date: 27/01/2026 16:40:29
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2354341
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

just the usual reminders, old news as yous all know

Face masks ‘inadequate’ and should be swapped for respirators, WHO is advised

Experts are urging guideline changes on what health professionals should wear to protect against flu-like illnesses including Covid

https://whn.global/a-call-for-the-universal-use-of-respirators-in-healthcare/

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Date: 27/01/2026 16:51:25
From: Cymek
ID: 2354344
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

just the usual reminders, old news as yous all know

Face masks ‘inadequate’ and should be swapped for respirators, WHO is advised

Experts are urging guideline changes on what health professionals should wear to protect against flu-like illnesses including Covid

https://whn.global/a-call-for-the-universal-use-of-respirators-in-healthcare/

With the USA withdrawing from WHO I wonder if they will follow any of the recommendations.
Or strut around telling everyone I’m an American instead

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Date: 28/01/2026 01:36:57
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2354476
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

LOL

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-05/measles-case-travelled-from-adelaide-to-sydney-on-qantas-flight/106198812

LOL

UK loses measles elimination status

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgjw0xegxglo

The UK has lost its measles elimination status, the World Health Organization has announced. The move was based on the spread of cases in 2024 when there were 3,600 suspected cases. Elimination status means there is no sustained transmission so this decision was largely expected, given the scale of the outbreaks in 2024.

There were more than 1,000 cases last year as well. The move is also a reflection of the fact vaccination rates are below the 95% threshold required to achieve herd immunity – when enough people in a community are vaccinated against a disease, making it hard for the pathogen to spread.

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Date: 4/02/2026 01:52:56
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2357150
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

hey ChatGPT what is oncology, is it like the kind of philosophy you do when you’ve huffed so much carbon monoxide that you’re high

oh shit

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Date: 4/02/2026 01:54:11
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2357151
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

hey ChatGPT what is oncology, is it like the kind of philosophy you do when you’ve huffed so much carbon monoxide that you’re high

oh shit

oh …

… shiiiiiit

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Date: 4/02/2026 04:14:36
From: Michael V
ID: 2357155
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

hey ChatGPT what is oncology, is it like the kind of philosophy you do when you’ve huffed so much carbon monoxide that you’re high

oh shit

oh …

… shiiiiiit


If true, this look like a significant depopulation event.

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Date: 4/02/2026 04:18:22
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2357156
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Michael V said:

SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

hey ChatGPT what is oncology, is it like the kind of philosophy you do when you’ve huffed so much carbon monoxide that you’re high

oh shit

oh …

… shiiiiiit


If true, this look like a significant depopulation event.

oh

oh


oh

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Date: 4/02/2026 04:53:22
From: Michael V
ID: 2357158
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

Michael V said:

SCIENCE said:

oh …

… shiiiiiit


If true, this look like a significant depopulation event.

oh

oh


oh

Heck!

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Date: 4/02/2026 11:28:51
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2357212
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

LOL

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-05/measles-case-travelled-from-adelaide-to-sydney-on-qantas-flight/106198812

LOL

UK loses measles elimination status

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgjw0xegxglo

The UK has lost its measles elimination status, the World Health Organization has announced. The move was based on the spread of cases in 2024 when there were 3,600 suspected cases. Elimination status means there is no sustained transmission so this decision was largely expected, given the scale of the outbreaks in 2024.

There were more than 1,000 cases last year as well. The move is also a reflection of the fact vaccination rates are below the 95% threshold required to achieve herd immunity – when enough people in a community are vaccinated against a disease, making it hard for the pathogen to spread.

local

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Date: 4/02/2026 12:12:32
From: Michael V
ID: 2357246
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

LOL

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-05/measles-case-travelled-from-adelaide-to-sydney-on-qantas-flight/106198812

LOL

UK loses measles elimination status

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgjw0xegxglo

The UK has lost its measles elimination status, the World Health Organization has announced. The move was based on the spread of cases in 2024 when there were 3,600 suspected cases. Elimination status means there is no sustained transmission so this decision was largely expected, given the scale of the outbreaks in 2024.

There were more than 1,000 cases last year as well. The move is also a reflection of the fact vaccination rates are below the 95% threshold required to achieve herd immunity – when enough people in a community are vaccinated against a disease, making it hard for the pathogen to spread.

local


Ooh-aah.

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Date: 6/02/2026 21:33:00
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2358094
Subject: re: Pandemics 2026

Peak Warming Man said:

Bubblecar said:

Big scabies outbreak underway in blighted old Blighty:

These microscopic mites, which burrow under your skin and cause ferocious itching, are incredibly hard to get rid of – and cases in the UK have soared. What is causing the outbreak, and is there anything we can do about it?

The sudden rise of scabies: ‘I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy’


Boat people for sure, stop the boats.

oooh we know this one

What is causing the outbreak, and is there anything we can do about it?

oh oh it must be the ivermectin, people stopped taking it because COVID is over, people used to take it like lollies, even the President of the USSA was selling it

GPs tend not to prescribe ivermectin first, because, although it is easier to use, it is not considered more effective, and it is expensive.

no wait oh they mention something else

restrictions on socialising during the pandemic led to a decrease

oh could it be… when they tell people that it’s not important to prevent disease, then people stop doing the right thing trying to prevent disease, and spread it instead

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